I walked alone down the street,
While heat energy escaped beneath my feet,
When Cathode, a nasty thing, i did meet,
With a dog called Bob, who began to bleat.
But Cathode has stolen dog called Bob,
So Hobo S. came along and squeezed it's nob,
Cathode found it pleasing but let out a sob,
Hobo S. giggled cos she thought of corn on the cob.
Hobo N. came in with wavy hair,
But radio activity was in the air,
She had to rescue Bob on the stair,
But Cathode came back and was already there.
Bob, for Hobo S. and Hobo N. was out of reach,
But on the horizon a boat sailed along the beach,
Aboard were Hobo T. and Laura the pooh eating a peach,
And they could see Bob while advancing was the leech.
Hobo B joined the Science Crew to save the dog,
Cathode was angry at the sight of the wog,
It screamed and shouted as it clutched it's log,
But suddenly it could not see for all of the fog.
How this relates to physics, we don't know,
But back to the story we do go...
Hobo N. found Cathode, and boy they did fight,
Hobo S. joined in well into the starlit night,
But Cathode exclaimed, this isn't right,
Cathode pulled them to her and kissed with all her might.
Hobo N. and Hobo S. pulled away very quick,
They had touched something very thick,
Sobbed cathode again, that was my stick!
Here, said Laura, This should do the trick!
Laura had shoved fish lady on the end,
Now Cathode's stick couldn't help but bend,
Everyone thought it would be a happy end,
But Cathode could no longer pretend.
It pulled off the mask which had covered it's face,
oh my god it's a she cried Hobo S. in disgrace,
Laura the pooh said, anyone fancy a strawberry lace?
Me please, said fish lady quickening her pace.
Becka, The Science Crew and Bob, the wonderful creature,
Looked on in disbelief as there stood their physics teacher,
Fish lady held out her hand, pleased to meet ya,
But they all ran away as Cathode and fish lady screamed...
WE'RE GONNA EAT YA!!!
