I Wish I Was A Boy

If i could run really fast
Throw a fifty-yard pass
Slam dunk the ball
Never having to call
Would you love me more
If I wore baggy clothes
Called all people foes
Strutted when I walked
Spit when I talked
Would you love me more
If I stood up to pee
Got on one knee to ask to marry me
If I played video games all day
And was always in the way
Would you love me more
Yes...
Probably so
Because these things you can't ignore
Your oldest daughter true
But without your only boy
What ever would you do?
Would you love me just the same
If I had a boy's name
Dressed like one
Talked like one
Acted like one
Perhaps you haven't realized
That I have all my life
Just admit that you wish
I Was A Boy
Then would I be your bundle of joy
Perhaps you forgot about the baseball hats and overalls
Perhaps you forgot that I never played with Barbie dolls
That my best friends were boys
And his company I always did enjoy
Well, I'm a little older
A little wiser you see
I now understand what you want from me
For I did stand you pee
Perhaps then you would love me