Limericks

A man riding hell-bent for leather,
Was wondering who was the better,
The man on the right,
Giving him a fight,
Or the girl who was the trend-setter?

Striking on an idea was a plumber,
He would create a flushless flusher,
But try as he might,
It did not take flight,
Reflecting back, he felt even dumber.

Suzy died swerving to miss a cat,
If you can possibly believe that,
The cat is quite fine,
With his lives-of-nine,
Sadly poor Suzy is pancake flat.