Wedgie Poem

Have you ever had a wedgie
That you really wanted to pick out?
And it was so far up your butt
That you felt like you were gonna scream and shout?

You really wanted to pick that wedgie
But everyone would've stared
But that wedgie was getting so far up there
That you almost didn't care

So you squirmed and you wiggled
In hopes that it would come out
But now matter how much you moved
That wedgie was way too far up there now

So you finally gave in
Because you didn't really care
And you picked that stupid wedgie
Even though everyone stared

Rachel Crombie--8//20//04