Go on then, if it makes you happy,
Kick me until that tiny brain of mine falls out,
Cos you know I love you,
And you're the world to me.
Ok, if it makes you happy,
Screw me over when you and the latest have had a row,
You know I will do,
Cos I love you, see...
You say jump, I ask how high?
Like a dog with tricks, on which you decide,
I'll sit when you tell me, and roll if you say,
Something goes wrong and I have to pay.
