As i was walking down the street
I tripped over somebody's feet
As i looked to the floor
I saw an old man
As i saw him stand up
He had sand all over his hand
I told him sorry
He said no no, and looked away
I said o.k, and walked on my way
As he looked at me, and said
Could you help me with my Ferrri?
I was astonished
And asked why so pourly dressed?
He said, can't a man dress how he wants?
He pointed at the beach
And said, this is why im so sandy
this is why i eat so much candy
I am a lifeguard
Just not in uniform~
