Fun

Did you ever wonder,
why some people laugh?
Your thoughts go away
as soon as your dog attacks.

Do you ever go bicycling,
turn your head seeing someone you like.
But as soon as you turn around,
OOPS! you just crashed your bike.

The circus is always a treat
you like to throw your popcorn around.
It's no longer funny when
you're being chased by a clown.

You love the sport football,
with your friends there you were.
Of course they're having all the fun
because you're stuck being the cheerleader.

When you're at a party,
trying to crack a joke.
The only reason people are laughing,
they're watching you choke.

It's your kid's birthday,
you bought him nunchucks.
That was a bad idea,
you just got hit in the nuts.

The next time you're thinking
about doing something fun.
Just look at your life,
I'm sure you'll want to run!