I find you in my belly button,
And I eat you because I am a glutton,
Fuzzy sweetness tasting so great,
I have eaten you since before I was eight,
You are the remains of my past shirts,
And you taste better than most dirts,
I love to eat you everyday,
And if you ask me why I say,
Because lint taste so good,
It is better than all my past food,
Yummy yummy yummy lint,
I can light you on fire with some flint,
When you are burning I shall throw you,
Down everyone throats with some goo,
Burning lint burn my mouth,
This is proof I'm not from the south.
