Bunnies with Guns

by FTS Miles   Sep 19, 2004


Who gives bunnies guns?!!!
They should be cute and furry,
Not loaded for BEAR!
(Hunting that is....)
Bunnies should frolic in fields,
Unmolested by foxes and hounds
(And other games),
Free to thump...
(Well, maybe not COMPLETELY free)
Whenever and wherever they wish!
Bunnies should be innocent of merchants
(Hey, bunny.... want some carrot?)
And lawyers
(Hey, bunny.... bend over....),
Clueless to hunters,
Not toating uzis to shoot back!

What? Huh?
You mean KIDS with guns?!
Oh! Sorry....
Well...
The same argument goes for
Goats packing too!

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  • 20 years ago

    by Luvmeluvr

    This is too funny. LOL!