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by Mark Spencer Sep 26, 2004 category : Fun, humor / other
Dirty Dan McGuire By Mark Spencer The terror of the old west Was Dirty Dan McGuire. With a six gun he was the best, Like lightning he could fire. No one dared to cross his path, The thought made people shudder. 'Cause Dirty Dan hadn't had a bath Since the day he shot his mother. One day there came a gunman With a custom forty-four. Folks said it was Dirty Dan That he came gunning for. It wasn't long before they met Out on that street of mud, A bounty hunter from the east And an outlaw caked with crud. Dan reached for his six gun As the gunman fell down dead. Not a single shot was fired Is what a witness said. The doctor found out soon enough What really killed this man. The feller made one fatal mistake, He stood down wind of dirty Dan. The End.
by anagha
that is really grt!!!!!! u r sooo sweet
by Luvmeluvr
Very funny. You are amazing.