As I'm warming up my horse
Taking him around the course
Waiting for my # to be called
I'm so petrified
I want to win
I want to do good
I need to relax
Before i sweat wax
My horse is getting anxious
He's ready to perform
I'm sitting on his back in my uniform
As i pat my horses back
Telling him to relax
Were almost up
Wait your turn
As I'm watching others compete
There riding with heat
They want to beat the others riding to compete
I sweat a little more
Realizing the judge is a wh0re
Now I'm gonna score!
Maybe i can beat the rest
I did dress to impress
As my # is now called
I enter the arena gates
Holding onto the reins
I make sure my heels are down
My back is straight
I'm ready to perform
She yells out trot
I give a little kick
The horse is off in a wick~
As i begin to calm down a little
I begin to piddle
Noticing that I'm not so little
I entered in the pony class
I'm such an as$
As i see the people laughing
I'm so embarrassed now
I leave the gate
With a nice red face
As i hop off my horse
I laugh at the course
How could i have mistaken?
I heard the # right
That was such a fright
I began to bite my lips
I wanted to do so good
But i guess theres always another chance
I took one last glance
And changed my pants!
