I'll stop hating you when...

Pig’s say ‘miaow’
And cats say ‘quack’
When the sky turns red
And the sun turns black.
When cats start to swim
And fish learn to walk
When people start barking
And dogs learn to talk.
When carrots grow on trees,
And apples grow underground
When snails are noisy
And trains stop making sound.
When Asian restaurants start making Taco’s
and stop making rice.
Actually I know something more unlikely
I’ll stop hating you when you’re nice.