Dating Problems...(Resubmitted)

With a girl,i went on my frist date,
as usual to her place i was very late,
she was angry and she started to fight,
finally,she went left and i went to my right.

With a girl,i went on my second date,
this time i did not want to go late,
as i ran,a dog started to chase me,
in the end,that stupid dog got a piece of me.

With a girl,i went on my third date,
wondering this time what's in my fate,
we went to McDonald,so our stomach we could fill,
Oh!i forgot my wallet and she had to pay the bill.

With a girl,i went on my fourth date,
on the road,we had a small debate,
furious with me,she gave me a nice smack,
blood started to bleed,from the crack.

with a girl,i went on my fifth date,
by now,these datings i began to hate,
while dancing,i tossed her in the air,
she was so heavy,i failed to hold onto her.

Oh man!these datings are really terrible,
God,please give me one nice date,if possible,
make sure,this time nothing goes wrong,
and also make sure,the girl is not strong..,

****This is the first funny poem i'm trying to write...I guess it is not that really funny but i will try to improve...****