Brian Zaboski is a mean little man.
He will treat you badly whenever he can.
He is afraid of germs and people's breath.
Being licked by a dog is certain death.
He loves lightning storms and Kim Martucci.
What he doesn't know is - she's a hoochie.
Tornadoes are terrific, thunder is thrilling.
Lightning is amazing, and clouds are chilling.
He plays clarinet and gets too much sun.
His dad is a plumber - he gets things done.
He drinks chocolate milk, but not with kielbasa.
Don't mess with him - he is Brian Zaboski.
I wrote this poem in French III class when there was a substitute and we were bored. I felt like writing a poem, but my friend Brian told me I had no creative ability, so this is what I did. Don't worry, we actually ARE friends and I meant no harm.
PS - Kim Martucci is a local meteorologist that he is ridiculously obsessed with.
