Insiders on ur 16th birthday

Happy birthday silly phallus
i don't know what to say
I'm writing u a birthday poem
on ur special day

now ur 16 inches
i'm stuck at 15 and cry
one day a toe will suprise u
and u'll probley laugh and die! (haha, laughing hard)

so what i'm going to give u
is a poem about some times
when u were a silly phallus
haha, and look it rhymns!

Remember when we dissed someone
and still they have no clue
or that time i drew that picture
when she was wearing all blue?

Or the time the power went out
and purple lines began to grow
i laughed so hard i pee\'d my pants
haha, ur the only one to know

I tell u all my secrets
and i hope that never ends
cause ur the one think in my life
that i can always depend

like when i tell a story
ur always on my side
to have a great big shoulder
when i sometimes cryed

we joke about BIG BALLS
and sometimes tiny to
there some crazy things we say
haha that other ppl just don't know what to do

like going in the dollar store
and wanting little kids
like little baby yellow ones
but we'll see who has the bibs!

i could go on forever
on w/ my silly rhymns
but ur one of my best friends
and i hope it stays like that forever, till all times!