The Parrot

This guy walks into a pet store and and sees this parrot named Joe so he says to the manager "I would like this bird" The manager says "Would you like to see what the bird can do?" "sure" replies the man so the store manager pulls the birds left leg and the bird speaks in English. He pulls the birds right leg and the bird speaks French. The man asks "What will the bird do if you pull both legs?" the bird replies " I'll fall off you dumb ass"

I didn't write it but oh well