Vlad the Impaler

I am the dark lord,
Ruler of the decimating sword;
I can crush all men that tremble before me,
I am the Shadow Deity.

My enemies...and my countrymen have died by my mere gestures,
But I consider most men boils, and how they fester!
I have killed men, women, and children for my delight,
They have died every way imaginable in my sight.

My favorite cruelty is to impale them on stakes high above the ground,
They writhe and they cry, what glorious sounds!
I am Son of Dracul...Dracula, whisper those words when they are said,
Watch now, as I catch my victims blood in bowls and dip in my repast bread.