Household Chores

WARNING: This is a really stupid poem..

I woke up one day without warning
That I was hired as a slave that morning
My Mom said \"Alysse, wash the dishes\"
\"After that go feed the fishes\"
I thought what the hell is going on
Surely something must be wrong
\"And wash the car, do not forget\"
But my mother wasnt finished yet
\"Vacuum the house, dont miss a spot\"
\"Be a doll would you and scrub the pots\"
By now my brain was starting to spin
No time to argue, but where do I begin
I went to the kitchen, looked into the sink
What I saw made me gape and blink
Last nights dishes, dried food on the sides
My stomach felt sick and my eyes were wide
EW! I thought, and from the kitchen I fled
I think Ill go feed my fishies instead
My fish were acting unusual today
A look glowered in Billy\'s eye warning stay away!
My eyes narrowed and I shrugged it off
I reached for the fish flakes and pulled off the top
I scattered some into my fishies\' tank
As soon as I did so, My poor heart sank
Billy jumped up and bit my thumb
Ouch I screeched, God I felt so dumb
Sucking on my thumb, I walked away
I was sick and tired of this stupid day
My mind flashed back to my mothers list
Plz let me see the car is cleaned I wished
No such luck, it was dirty and greasy
Thoughts of washing made my stomach queasy
But it had to be done so I started to clean
I swear I tried to make the car sparkle and gleam
But the dirt was permanently stuck to the car
I was frustrated and threw the sponge afar
Yet I promised myself I would finish something today
Im gonna vacuum, vacuum away!
Now I couldn\'t see how I could mess up this
Im such a genius, I though i\'d be a whizz
I tried to vacuum but it would not suck
I kicked the vacuum screaming, wtf?
My hair was oily, My face was a mess
I was certanitly in no state to address
Just my luck ding dong the doorbell sang
My mother waltzed in, the telephone rang
My head was hurting, it started to throb
No one could finish this impossible job
Then suddenly, I think that I passed out..
Then I woke up startled and looked about
\'Thank goodness\' I thought \'just a dream!\'
Household chores are worse then they seem
They..are deadly
Then I looked down to see tiny bite marks on my thumb...

Well dont say I didnt warn you...I have no F**king idea why I am posting this..

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