My Puppy Cat

She's my puppy cat
She barked before she sat
Chewed on my shoe
What she thinks she is I have no clue
She eats beef not fish
And after every meal licks her dish
She is my puppy cat
Instead of a bed she sleeps on a mat
She does lots of tricks
Like fetching sticks
She licks her a**
And thinks its a blast
She's my puppy cat