But You Didn't

Remember the time you let me drive your car and I dented the fender? I thought you'd kill me...but you didn't.

And remember the time I met your new boyfriend, you know, the one you're crazy about, and he became my new boyfriend? I thought you'd floor me..but you didn't.

What about the time I forgot to tell you the party was black tie, and you wore jeans? I thought you'd never speak to me again...but you did.

Do you remember that time I wanted to go to the concert but you said it would be boring? We went, and it was. I thought you'd scream, "I told you so" but you didn't.

Remember the time we went to the disco and I picked up a new guy while I had a boyfriend? I thought you'd give up on me...but you didn't.

And remember the time I was drunk and driving? You told me I shouldn't drive but instead you came along to make sure I was all right. I crashed. I saw our beds side by side. I decided I would say all this to you when you awoke, but you didn't.