SANDWICHES

BOY:I NEED A GIRLFRIEND
(NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL)
BOY:HEY GIRL!
GIRL:UM HI
BOY:HOW ARE YOU
GIRL:FINE
BOY:WHAT YOU DOING AFTER SCHOOL?
GIRL:NOTHING!
BOY:WANT TO GO TO MY PLACE?
GIRL:SURE!
(AT THE BOY'S HOUSE)
BOY:WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS?
GIRL:OK
BOY:MY LITTLE BROTHER IS HOME IS THAT OK?
GIRL:IT'S FINE
BOY:OK
(BOY AND GIRL ARE ON THE TOP BED)
BOY:IF YOU WANT IT HARD SAY MUSTARD
IF YOU WANT IT HARDER SAY MAYONNAISE
GIRL:MUSTARD!MUSTARD!MUSTARD!
MAYONNAISE!MAYONNAISE!MAYONNAISE!
LITTLE BROTHER:WILL YOU GUYS STOP MAKING SANDWICHES?YOUR GETTING MAYONNAISE ALL OVER ME!

****i did not ****en write this shit****