Cyber Weed

I felt the temptation
Urge I can not contain
I reached for the screen
“Opps, I did it again”

I found Microsoft Word
Typed in “Cyber Weed”
I set the document on fire
One puff was all I need

I inhaled the magic smoke
Heheee, I reached cyber high.
Suddenly my back grew wings
“I believe I can fly”

WEEEEE~~~~~~
I see the stars in my eye
HEHEHEE~~~~~~
Pink tailed pigs flying by
AWWWWW~~~~~~
Angel dropped form the sky
ARRRGGGGG~~~~~~
…that angel… was a naked guy!!!

I ran, I ran from that horrible sight
But that man appeared before me
“Surrender now or prepare to fight”
Oh I have no choice but to let it be

The naked man is not armed
So I thought I’ll give it a go
What would he use to hit me with?
Errr…. I don’t want to know..

He launched himself at me
Pushed me onto the floor
He ripped off my wings
And flew out the door….

Hmm, I guess that WAS an angel
And those were his wings indeed
Well, he can have them back for now
Until my next puff of cyber weed