Lets Go Watch TV

Hey there friend come on in,
put down the gameboy, throw it in the bin.
Heres some chips to fill your belly,
its time for us to watch some tele!
Well slap my untanned gut and call me sally,
ain't no time to dilly-dally!
Some say the opposite sex is weaker but thats not true just watch Tracy Beaker.
Hey if you don't wanna watch this you gotta be quicker,
when the remote is taken you shouldn't bicker.
Stop your whining and relax,
just watch as the news uncovers the facts.
TV gives me the greatest satisfaction,
its got comedy, drama and don't forget action!
So tele whats on you?
anything old or anything new?
It may be false or it may be true,
but the televisions got it just for you!!!