My crazy grandpa

I remember the first time i met him.
he was so cool and funny and crazy all at the same time.
i had just met him because i had just gotten a new family,
but i think hes just about the weirdest guy Ive ever met.
hes married but hes got a girlfriend,
he asked me to write that :),
he also wants me to introduce him to this girlfriend whenever i find her.
the first time i hugged him he slapped my butt,
and then the second time he had me skin a dear.
hes so weird,
but i guess theirs always someone like that in a family.
i thought it was me at first,
like i wasn't warming up to him enough,
but then i realized that the only way to get up in this world is to be crazy like him,
cause otherwise you'll land face down in the dirt.
so i guess he doesn't know it,
but he has taught me the best lesson in life...
to go nuts. :)