Oh I wish the worst of wishes
I wish death came out and got me
I wish I fell into a pit and could not get out
I wish I drank poison and couldn't be saved
I wish that I hung myself and the rope didn't cut loose
I wish my wrist was cut and there wasn’t any blood left to save me
My wishes could go on and on
But I figure if good wishes don’t come true
Then the worst of wishes might
So I wish the worst of wishes
And you never know…
I might not be around much longer!
