Don't Pinch!

When I got on the school bus,
I was in for a surprise.
My friends all stared and pointed.
There was mischief in their eyes.

A kid who sat in front of me reached out and pinched my knee.
My friends all started laughing,
but the joke was lost on me???

And then I got a 2nd pinch.
I felt it in my ear.
And then I felt a 3rd and 4th.
Yes you guessed it I got in on my rear!

I asked "why are you pinching me?
I think it's very mean!"
They said,"Today's ST.Patrick's Day
and you're not wearing green."