Woman vs Man

Moods of a Woman:

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction.

She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

She'll give you her change, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;

At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

Moods Of A Man:
Horny
Hungry