THE DRUNKEN ANTHEM

Is it cos I'm drunk?
That you laugh at me,
That I puke and pee,
That I'm so horny!

Is it cos I'm smashed?
That I ate that hash,
That I got so mashed,
At the birthday bash!

Is it cos I'm pissed?
That I aimed my fist,
That I swung so hard,
But of course I missed!

IS IT COS I'M PISSED?!

*ha ha believe it or not i made this up when very very drunk, its now my drunken anthem!