Please let me eat it

Please oh pleas let me eat it.
I know its crazy I know it’s unheard of.
That’s because nobody else is real enough.
Go buy a can of it. Lets see how long you resist.
I do love chicken, I also love liver.
Meow mix meow mix, DAMN you smell good.
Today kitties of mine.
Sorry tough luck.
Your big sisters hungry and I’m going for your lunch.
It’s cheaper than candy its cheaper than a sandwich.
Too bad it taste like crap and almost made me vomit!
I’m a sorry little kitty; temptation got the best of me.
I’ll make it up. Here, have my burger.
No, ok I totally understand.
Want me to scratch your belly while I groom you?