Stupid rhymes...

I woke up this morning.
And with a big sign found out it was boring.
So I closed my eyes and continued snoring.
I woke up for the second time.
And out of bed I start to climb.
Finally out the door.
I go to the store.
Reach for my money and realize I don't have anymore.
I spent it all the night before.
It's all gone.
I get an idea and well it's wrong.
I start my snatch and run.
But not before the clerk pulls out a gun.
For the bullet in my leg I only get a candy bar.
As I limp to my car.
I go back to my house and close my door.
I slip and fall onto the floor.
I hit the floor without making a peep.
And I go back to sleep.
Knocked out cold.
My thoughts begin to unfold.
On the floor.
By my door.
Candy bar in my hand.
I lay where I used to stand.
Got a peice of lead in my leg.
I woulda got a better deal if I would have begged.
In my hand this candy bar that I stole I keep.
As I lay there knocked out into a sleep...