The Beauty of reverse psychology

The Beauty of reverse psychology,
Is truly beautiful,
Because even as I write this pile of crap,
I could get you to comment at the drop of a hat,
I'll just tell you not to,
Thats the wonderful trick,
And you would as well, you little pricks,
And now I've called you pricks,
You might be outraged,
And if I tell you to call me whatever you want,
You won't,
And if I told you not to shoot yourselves in the mouth,
You probably would,
Because your stupid,
Trying to be different,
Go against rules,
Idiots,
If their was a big sign,
And it said ' don't fall into this big pit of spikes '
You would all jump in,
And I so wish you would,
You pretentious toe rags.
I bid you goodnight.
Are you gone yet?
Cos' this poems over.