Rooms of Hell

Hello, and welcome
Welcome to hell
No heaven for you
Because you did something bad
That you will now regret
Please, Let me show you around
Now my name is Melinda
This is your tour

Now right here is where
The devils office is
He makes sure you never
Have a smile on your face

But this is your after life
Sounds like party time does not’t it
Now only if you did things right
You would have got your party
Day in and day out

You older Man
Come here
Why did you rape your little girl?
And get away with it
Over and over again
Well I would like you to meet 200,000 guys
These are your sex buddies forever more
The first guy that lays you
You get 40 sexual dedeceases_But it wont hurt
It will just make you die over and over again

Now you twins come right this way
Wow your both very pretty
Follow me
Past the skeleton path
Where you hear silent cries of the night
Now you both told each your not scared of hell
Is that still true?
If so good for you
Because all the men you murdered
Because they feel in love with you
Come from heaven
And get their revenge
But they only died once
You’ll always end up right back here
And get it again
Now see you both later

Hi madam
How are you today?
I hope your doing well
How does it feel to know you killed your kids?
Then your husband has to die for it
Most people wouldn't go on living
But not you, only getting married a year later
Well welcome to your room
Here is where you get beat with rocks
Get drowned in a pool
Get stabbed by your own mother
Oh and we cant for get the election chair
Now you have a nice day

You there….
Who are you?
Your name is Jake
Wow I don’t have you on my list….
What did you do wrong?
Nothing you say
Let me call my boss
Yes, you have done something
Done many things
But God forgave you for them
I’m sorry sweetie
You wont be tortured forever more
You’ll see your family
Make great friends
Get the life only you can dream about
Now please step this way
To the gates of heaven
Go up to 9000 and you shall get there
Sorry for your painful death
And have a nice afterlife

Hi Billy
I’ve been looking forward to meeting you
Lying to everyone
Not giving a crap what you do to them
Cheating on your girlfriend
How could you?
You should be ashamed
Well come right this way
Into a room where no one is
They only care about there own lives
They wont care what you say
Now remember one smile on your face
The devil will burn you alive

Now I have my next tour….
Ill see you all later