On the first day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
1 really hard kick in the knee.
On the second day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
2 broken bridles.
On the third day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
3 signs of colic.
On the fourth day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
4 thrown off horseshoes.
On the fifth day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
5 angry pairs of ears.
On the sixth day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
6 angry bucks.
On the seventh day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
7 so called “Love bites.â€
On the eighth day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
8 tail swishes.
On the ninth day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
9 sloppy kisses.
On the tenth day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
10 friggin times of bloating.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
11 green hay spit-balls.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my gelding gave to me:
12 Muzzle nuzzles.
