Possessed

“Hey! Hey you! Will you please stop writing?!”
Hello? Who said that? Is somebody there?
“Boring! Why do I bother with you?!
You are worse than that fish ride at the fair!”

Is this some kind of joke? Who are you?
“My name is Shadowbane! I’m a demon!”
What are you saying? That can’t be right!
“Why? ‘Cause I’m not spittin’ fire and screamin’?”

“Listen up! I’m getting tired of sitting around!
All you ever do is sit there and write!”
Not true! I take the dog for a walk!
And I might go to the movies tonight.

“Well slap my butt and call me Spanky!
A movie?! That’s your idea of fun?!!!!”
Hey! I happen to enjoy movies.
“I’ll bet you do! Ain’t I the lucky one?!!”

Well, if you hate it, why not just leave?
“Oh Yeah!! The boss would love that wouldn’t he?!”
The boss? Who are you referring to?
“You know! Satan! The Devil! He hates me!!”

Oh, I don’t think he really hates you.
“Of course he hates me!! He hates everyone!!!
He’s the frickin’ Devil you bonehead!!!!”
You’re saying he doesn’t like anyone?

“Hitler! He liked Hitler! But that’s it!”
What? But Hitler was rotten to the core!
“Hello?! Satan?! Master of evil?!”
So tell him you won’t do this anymore.

“Right! There it is! Brilliant! What a plan!!”
OK then. So are you going to do it?
“No!!!!!!!!! Are you crazy?! Are you possessed?!”
Um, well, duh! But you already knew it.

Opps! Look at the time! Missed the movie.
Think I’ll just have a beer and watch T.V.
“Not that!!! I can’t take this anymore!!
Let me out of here!! You must set me free!!!”

I can’t. You didn’t use the magic word.
“Magic word?!” Yes. You just have to say please.
“I have to say what?! But that’s blackmail!!
I’d like to grab your empty head and squeeze!!!!”

Oh look! A Flying Nun marathon!
“Please!!!!” I’m sorry? You’ll have to speak louder.
“I said PLEASE, you sadistic bastard!!!!”
Was that so bad? I couldn’t be prouder!

Alrighty then, you are free to go.
“Get me, the HELL out of here!! Don’t stop me!!!”
Wouldn’t think of it, have a nice day.
“Possession is the pits!!! At last, I’m freeee!!”

How rude. He forgot to say goodbye.
I wonder if it was something I said.
Oh well, guess I’ll watch the Flying Nun.
Or maybe I’ll go write this down instead.