Is this really happening?

Getting slapped but not feeling a thing
dropping a pine and not hearing the ping
flipping a coin and it not landing on head nor tails
catching a fish that doesn't have any scales
if you look at it this way nothing seems true
well try looking at it in my point of view
nothing is impossible until u try
you never fail till you don't wonder why
why wasn't it the cat that jumped over the moon
or the dog that ran away with the spoon
or why cant a cow fly
and why do you think we always seem to die
or why is it that you always lose your keys in the sand
if you think about it this way u may understand
life screws you over in many ways
but looking at it this way always pays