My name is...

My name is Brittany
i do not go by Pitney

my middle name is Lynn
not chin

my last name is shinert
not shiner

my initials are BLS
not B.S. as in bull sh**

i don't go as Britney spears either
because i don't look like a who*e

i actually where stuff that fits me
and not just around the feet

if you can understand now
take a bow

you learned something new!!!
good for you!!!