We were baffled as to how we could be rid of the day
We'd surely have to go about it in a unique way
That's when the thought to sneak up on the came in to my head
This dishonorable act, they would most certainly dread
That single fact made the attack even more exciting
With the anticipation, my nails were gone from biting
Finally it was time to put our plan in motion
We were going to blow them to pieces was my notion
We were very unobtrusive in our approach
Our immensely awful enemies we just had to poach
About fifteen feet from our opponents we sounded the horns
Obviously startled, they were really easily torn
Our greatly hurried and impulsive attack functioned well
It wasn't long before you could hear our victory bell
But one small depressing fact makes me ever so teary
This war will never end and I shall ever be weary
