There was once a boy called Twitch
who was very rich
he lived in a great big palace
with his girlfriend named Alice
there was a man called bill
who lived over the hill
he stole Alice's heart
and made Twitch and Alice part
twitch sent hate mail
but of course this plan had to fail
twitch knew Alice would be back
he was right, she forgot the cat
bill left Alice on her own
Alice felt so alone.
Twitch became a actor
while Alice married tom lacter
she became interested in hats
and lets just leave it at that.
