Slobberwacky

Beware the slobberwack my son .the jaws that drool are as clever as a tool . bart took his trusty sling shot in hand and said i'am outta here man .long time away from the games and kites here slobberwacky come out,come out from were you are and lets have a duel so tried from exploring he rested by a billboard and grumbled loudly .as he sat in a selfish gaze the slobberwack with his eyes all ablaze came staggering though the woods.plink,plunk,plink,plunk went the sling shot upon the slobberwacks head .there was a smack and stumble . i knocked it out ! then came the voice of homer singing has thou slain the slobberwack ,come to my arms my fearless gent! o frabjous day callooh! callay! thou has slain the slobberwack.