The ABC's of Death

by 2die4   Jan 17, 2005


A is for Andy, who fell into a whole
B is for Brittany, Who ran straight into a pole
C is for Candy, who ate until she blow
D is for Danny, who burnt his face in a show
E is for Edgar, who hanged on a rope
F is for Francis, who also gave up hope
G is for Gorge who died of stress
H is for Hector, who was push down and pressed
I is for Irene, whose body was found in shreds
J is for Julian, who coughed out blood in bed
K is for Karla, who ended up with aids
L is for Linda, who while getting laid
M is for Manny, who bleed while he masturbate
N is for Nina, who drank poison when she ate
O is for Oscar, who dies like Elvis
P is for Pedro, who broke down his pelvis
Q is for Quitie, who committed suicide
R is for Rechelle, who jumped out her ride
S is for Sammie, who died like a dummy
T is for Tina, who never came out from his mommy
U is for Unie, who got shot by an Uzi
V is for Victor, who choked on a boobies
W is for Wendy, who died out in pain
X is for Xavier, who died of being insane
Y is for Yeller, who messed with the wrong hive
Z is for Zack, whose the only one that survived

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  • 19 years ago

    by *YaSmIn*

    hmm this is quite interesting...lol although i see other people dont care for this poem too much....not that im saying its extremely funny but i think wut made me laugh the most was the spelling errors...lol...oh and if only u had known me before i could've been "Y" instead of "Yeller" wut kind of name is that??lol..really.... :P
    ~*~yas~*~

  • 19 years ago

    by Elizabeth

    ugh! you weirdo

  • 19 years ago

    by Janie

    hmmm... sad!!!!

  • 19 years ago

    by Heather M Craig

    no offense but did not care for this at all.....!