Attempt at a Country song

When I was a boy
I had a neighbor
So one day I asked him,
"Could you do me a favor?"
And he said, "Sure son what do ya need?"
I said, "Could I ask you a question, please?"
He said, "Well that's quite a demand,
I guess I'll see if I can give you a hand."
"Well sir, I heard you've never been kissed,
Say it ain't so." But he put it like this:
"Well son you see, I've got this disease
When I touch a girl I get weak in the knees
My stomach it churns, and my brain turns to cabbage.
And after all this, it hurts something savage.
Sorry to say, but I guess it's true
I ain't been kissed no more than you."
He laughed and he grinned and he gave me a wink
But that's just my neighbor who's never been kissed...
I think