Unexpected Friend

*Kind of long but, please read*

Jerry, you are a moron,
A bully and a dumbass.
You made fun of everyone,
The most hated boy in our class.

You stole my friends keys,
You poured white out in my hair.
You told the teacher to "F--- Off!"
And spilled acid on her chair.

You hated my boyfriend,
You sent me dirty notes.
He wanted to fight you,
When he saw what you wrote.

He really was a d-ck,
It turns out you were right.
You had good intentions after all,
Even though we were far from tight.

But now you're transferring schools,
And it's way too late.
Why is it hard to say goodbye,
To the boy I supposedly hate?

Goodbye my stupid moron,
My bully, My dumbass.
I can't imagine school,
Without you in my class.

We hardly even started,
But I guess this is the end,
Thank you for everything,
My unexpected friend.