Ode to Hamlet

Oh, Hamlet
The best pig
In the entire world
You are my one
My only
My "Hammy".

I would be so sad
Without you here with me
And I just wanted you
To know that
You're mine
That's just how its going to be.

You get fussy
And pout
When things don't go
You're own way
But that's alright,
I don't really mind,
It'll be OK.

So Hamlet
Don't worry
Together we'll make it
Through thick and thin
You'll live a long and happy life
And never be made into bacon.

~*To My Pig*~
~*Hamlet*~

~*And to all of the other animals on the farm...*~