The Best of My Quotes

It's OK to talk to your self, not until you get answers

She can be evil.....Once a month

A black guy say to the white guy "Hey white man, why are you so tense and afraid?" and the white guy response "Hey black man, how did you get in my house?"

Fat people are hard to kidnap

God likes to make us cry, he gives us life, love and friendship and then he takes it all away, just because he is mad. For example if you want to make a baby cry just give him a lolly pop and then take it away.

What she says:
You and i need to clean.
Theres stuff on the floor
And well have no clothes
If we don't do laundry
NOW!
What he heres:
You and I (BLAH BLAH BLAH)
On the floor (BLAH BLAH BLAH)
No clothes (BLAH BLAH BLAH)
NOW!

Cop=Are you aware you were going 50 miles over the limit?
Guy=I'm just trying to keep up with the traffic
Cop=There is no other cars around
Guy=I know, thats how far ahead they are

A not so smart guy meets his echo
Hello (hello)
Who goes there (who goes there)
Stop repeating what I'm saying (stop repeating what I'm saying)
I'm stupid (your stupid)

How to tell if some one is dumb
1) Waits for the stop sign turn green
2) Throws a rock to the floor and miss
3) Gets hit by a park car
4) Trys to burn fire
5) Reads all of this

In a game show
Host) Whats your name
1st) My name is Anita
Host) And yours
2nd) Long
Host) And yours
3rd) My name is Harrie
Host) Last but not least
4th) My name is Dik
Host) So are contestants are Anita, Long, Harrie, Dik

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