RUDE BUT FUNNY

SHE WHISPERED WILL IT HURT ME
OF COURSE NOT AWNSERED HE
ITS A VERY SIMPLE PROCESS
YOU CAN RLEY ON ME

SHE SAID I AM VERY FRIGHTENED
IVE NOT HAD THIS BEFORE
MY FRIEND HAS HAD IT FIVE TIMES
AND SAID ITS VERY SORE

IT WAS GROWING VERY PAINFUL
TEARS FORMED IN HER EYES
IT WAS HURTING QUITE A BIT NOW
IT MUST OF BEEN A SIZE

CALM YOURSELF HE WHISPERED
HIS FACE FILLED WITH A GRIN
TRY AND OPEN WIDER
SO I CAN GET IN

ITS COMING NOW HE WHISPERED
I KNOW SHE CRIED IN BLISS
FEELING IT DEEP WITHIN HER NOW
SHE SAID I AM SO GLAD I AM HAVING THIS

AND WITH A FINAL EFFORT
SHE GAVE A FRIGHTENED SHOUT
HE GRIPPED IT ANGUISH
AND QUICKLY PULLED IT OUT

SHE LAY BACK QUITE CONTENDED
SIGHED AND GAVE A SMILE
SHE SAID I AM SO GLAD I CAME NOW
YOU MADE IT WORTH MY WHILE

NOW IF YOU READ MY POEM CAREFULLY
THE DENTIST YOU WILL FIND
IS NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED
IT WAS JUST YOUR DIRRTY MIND
PLEASE VOTE