Love you... NOT!

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I've always wished of being with you,
Of being popular by your side...

Of being your companion, your lover, your guide...

Of having you in my arms,
Each and everynight...

Of laughing when you laugh...
Helping you when you need to fight...

Thinking of your every thought,
Having you not to share...

Thinking of all the CASH you got...

And hoping you got lots to spare...
Cause hunny,

If you get me,
With all the perks and flaws,

I'll get all the money you got,
And spending is what I love!