TENT POLE I am a genius haha

THE TENT POLE IS UP,
THE CANVAS IS SPREAD,
TO HELL WITH BREAKFAST,
COME BACK TO BED.

The wife answered the note and sent it back by the boy. It read:

TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWN
PUT THE CANVAS AWAY
THE MONKEY IS BLEEDING
NO CIRCUS TODAY.

So he sent another note down. It read:

THE TENT POLE'S STILL UP
AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREAD
SO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AND COME GIVE ME SOME HEAD

To which she replied:

I'M SURE THAT YOUR POLE'S
THE BEST IN THE LAND
BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW
SO DO IT BY HAND!

(alright lots of you dont 'get this' haha i guess for those who do *dirty minds think alike*..so for those who don't heres a recap: its about a guy and his erections under the blanket and he's relating to camping by saying he's making a tent. he keeps asking his wife to come and have sex but the first time she says shes on her period so the guy says then give me head..then in the last part the wife says shes busy and for him to use his hand...so hopefully u get it now if not haha watch a porno or two and then get back to me..