There was a hippie that got onto a bus and sat behind the bus driver. the bus driver turn the corner and stopped and a really hot nun came on and sat near the back of the bus. the bus driver said I dare you to go ask that nun over there to have sex with you. so the hippie figures he has nothing to lose nothing to gain so he goes to the nun and says hey will you have sex with me? and the nun goes oh my how could you I\'m a woman of the church! and she gets mad and tells the bus driver to stop the bus immediately so she can get off it. the hippie goes and sits back in his seat behind the bus driver and the bus driver just shrugs, then he says to the hippie, you know that nun goes and prays at this cemetary at midnight every night if you went dressed up like god I\'m positive she\'d have sex with you. so the hippie goes to the cemetary and around midnight the nun shows up so as shes praying the hippie goes up behind her and says OOH I\'M GOD HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW! and the nun is a little shocked but says ok but since I\'m married to the church please spare my virginity and give it to me from behind. so the hippie dressed as god doesnt care and says ya sure. so after they\'re done the hippie takes off his mask and shows the nun his face and says HAHA I\'M THE HIPPIE HE-HE-HE and then the nun gets up from kneeling on all fours and turns around and takes off the dress and says HA-HA I\'M THE BUS DRIVER!...
