Bacon

Bacon is the bomb. What would happen without bacon? I think peoples lives would be ruined, and people would die. Without bacon the world would be domed. People would go crazy and eat other peoples heads off looking for bacon. I ask you one question do you like bacon? I do! Can you tell? I can’t I have no clue why you people can. You guys must not eat bacon. Warning if you don’t eat bacon you will die. I not sure how yet but I know you will.