Kid in need of Help

Dear Dr Phil,
My mom is crazy. She makes us eat worms for dinner sometimes. She wears clothes from the 60’s and tries to be cool but she’s just crazy. Oh…by the way I am Cracker… don’t ask about my name my mom picked it and she loves crackers. I have a sister named December my mom pick it to. My friends won’t come over any more because they think she will eat their brains. I love my mom but she is just too crazy. Can you help her stop being so crazy?

Thanks,
Cracker and December